Sunday, May 1, 2011

Maid in Manhattan

It was something like the movie Maid in Manhattan with Jennifer Lopez. Except the evil, blonde girl from Beauty Shop (Queen Latifa's movie) was there, and she was getting married. J-Lo was her maid of honor and the blonde girl was convinced she was trying to sabotage her wedding by doing things by changing things on the dress and altering her hair color and stuff. And J-Lo wasn't. Until she snapped and had her hands around the girl's throat yelling "I did not change my hair color or eye color just to screw with the color scheme of your wedding. That is moronic. And I can't! It's impossible! It's genetics!" The blonde girl kept insisting that she had though, until J-Lo was so pissed she just kept yelling, "I can't! It's genetics! GENETICS! Spell it with me! G-E-N-E-T-I-C-S!"

After that J-Lo was really planning on ruining her wedding cuz the blonde girl was a psycho bridezilla. So she kept telling stories about how much of a skank she was.



Then I woke up.


I don't understand my dreams....

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